What are you doing for Christmas?
Be honest, when you ask someone that, you don’t actually want to know, do you? And they don’t really want to tell you, because it’s not terribly interesting, and you’re the eighth person who’s asked them that today. But you do ask, and they tell you, and then they’re obliged to ask what you’re doing, and you have to tell them…………….
Don’t get me wrong – I love this time of year and all the associated festivities. It’s just the ghastly ritual of having to recount your seasonal plans to everyone you meet that’s a total turkey. So I’ve written this song as a protest.
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